Zodiac Sign Left Behind… the Door

Imagine this situation: you step out of your apartment to take out the trash and, of course, don’t take your keys with you. And then — bam! — a draft slams the door shut. The lock clicks automatically. Now you’re standing like an idiot in front of a locked door, holding a trash bucket in your hands. So… what are we going to do?

♑ Capricorn

Capricorn will attempt to master the fine art of lock-picking, meticulously digging into the unfortunate lock with a hairpin borrowed from a neighbor. This stubborn character has enough patience to battle the door even if deep night falls and moonlight spills over the determined figure.

♒ Aquarius

Aquarius will go to a familiar locksmith and present him with a difficult challenge — to open the door without breaking the lock itself. Aquarius believes that even the most unbelievable things can happen, defying all laws of logic.

♓ Pisces

Pisces will sit down on the doormat by the closed door, place the bucket beside them, and begin chanting: “We’re not from around here, please help however you can, we forgot our keys, the door slammed shut, and now we’re left alone with a bucket…” Pisces firmly believe their pleas will be heard and that a kind soul will come along to help open the door. As long as the neighbors don’t call the police.

♈ Aries

Aries won’t think for long. He’ll set the bucket aside, take a running start and… The main thing is that his shoulder — or horns — are strong, and that the door isn’t metal.

♉ Taurus

In noble, raging fury at the draft, the lock, and his difficult karma, Taurus will torment the neighbors’ doorbell in hopes of borrowing an axe. Taurus burns with the desire to get home at any cost. Hopefully, his unhinged appearance won’t scare the neighbors too badly.

♊ Gemini

Quickly recalling which friend lives closest, Gemini will run off to crash at a buddy’s place and wait for the family to return home. It would be nice if that buddy actually happens to be home, too.

♋ Cancer

Cancer will rely on his phenomenal memory, recall the exact shape of the key, make a mold from it, and then produce a new key. Himself. And open the door with it. Also himself.

♌ Leo

Leo will go to the neighbors and, vividly describing his unfortunate situation, ask to be let onto their balcony. Once the neighbors finally surrender to Leo’s charm, he’ll boldly climb along the metal rails, unafraid of either the height or the possibility that yet another door — the balcony one — might also be locked.

♍ Virgo

Virgo will set the bucket aside, sit down, assume the pose of a thinker, and fall into deep meditation. Action will begin only after several plans have been clearly outlined and the most rational one selected. Panic, however, is never on the agenda.

♎ Libra

Libra will go in search of backup. They firmly believe that one head is good, but several heads — especially if those heads belong to good friends — are much better.

♏ Scorpio

Scorpio will rely solely on his own strength. He won’t run for a drill or an axe, won’t climb balconies like a novice mountaineer. Instead, he’ll summon all his parapsychological abilities and attempt to teleport straight into the apartment, bypassing the door entirely.

♐ Sagittarius

Sagittarius will simply forget about the locked apartment and go out for a walk. “Why bother breaking in?” he’ll tell himself — and he’ll be right. The family will return from work with their keys soon enough and open the treacherous lock. And the bucket can stay with a kind neighbor for now.