Your Zodiac Sign Animals

Many girls love wearing jewelry with stones associated with their zodiac sign. It’s believed that “your” stones bring happiness, luck, act as conductors of cosmic energy, and help restore harmony. But why stop at stones? Why not get an animal of your zodiac sign? A living creature is far more effective than any crystal!

♑ Capricorn

The animal of horned Capricorn… who do you think it is? Of course, a goat! (Or, for especially convinced Capricorns — a he-goat.) The most optimal solution for this sign is to move to the countryside, closer to nature, grass, and goats. There you can cherish your beloved goat, graze it, drink its milk, and happily fuss over little kids.

♒ Aquarius

This is the sign of air, ideas, soul, and aspiration. Aquarius can be compared to an eagle, eternally soaring in the clouds while somehow still maintaining a connection to the ground (though that part depends on luck). A domestic eagle is impressive — all your friends will turn green with envy. But if there’s not enough space for an eagle to spread its wings, a canary or, at worst, a budgie will do. At least you’ll have someone to talk to during long winter evenings.

♓ Pisces

Pisces are practically destined to keep their own kind. The bigger the aquarium and the more species of fish in all kinds of colors, the better. It’s beautiful, feng shui–approved, and generally elevates the space. Watching their slow-paced lives calms not only Pisces themselves but also household members and guests.

The main thing is not to forget to clean the aquarium — a purely earthly routine task that Pisces find especially difficult. But if they overcome their laziness, they’ll ascend to an entirely new cosmic level of spiritual perfection — something they secretly dream about.

♈ Aries

Sure, Aries could befriend Capricorn and move to the countryside together — plowing fields, mowing hay, shearing sheep… and then knitting sweaters, socks, scarves, and felt boots from the wool! The stars would definitely approve.

♉ Taurus

Following the example of Aries and Capricorn, Taurus should also head closer to nature. Yes, the eternally chewing, gentle creature — the cow — is exactly what the doctor ordered for Taurus. Without a doubt, Taurus will reach cosmic balance by regularly drinking fresh milk from their beloved cow and feeding her hay they’ve mowed themselves.

♊ Gemini

Please don’t be offended, Geminis, but your cosmic animal is the monkey. Curious, restless, sociable — and full of other classic monkey traits. Get yourself a chimpanzee, and zodiac happiness is guaranteed! Or maybe not — who knows? Geminis are unpredictable.

P.S. A small clarification from a Gemini: “Hmm… no, I think for Gemini zen we should actually get… a turtle… or maybe a plush bunny… for balance… because imagine a hyper owner with a hyper animal? That’s like two Geminis per square meter… people around go crazy really fast.”

So here’s the final verdict from the stars: especially wild Geminis are prescribed plush bunnies, turtles, and sloths. Those who want to fully develop their Gemini potential — macaques and chimpanzees.

♋ Cancer

There’s nothing better than crayfish with beer! Uh… I don’t mean anything bad! Fine, fine — just beer, and let the crayfish live! Breed them, Cancers, if you can! And most importantly — resist the temptation to turn green crayfish into red ones.

♌ Leo

Leo might not mind having the king of beasts as a pet, but as you can imagine… it’s better to limit yourself to the most domestic animal — a cat. Choose carefully, preferably ginger-colored; an Abyssinian is a perfect match. A tortoiseshell with thick fur and a rebellious temperament will also work.

Feed the cat not with cheap packaged food but with proper high-calorie meals — raw fish, mice. Give valerian. Never pet against the grain.

♍ Virgo

If Leo’s animal is a cat, then Virgo’s is a dog. Many Virgos love poodles and lapdogs, but more often they prefer large breeds — shepherds, Newfoundlands, Great Danes. Virgo women are recommended cute pocket-sized dogs. In any case, getting a dog is essential for Virgo — both to maintain acid-alkaline cosmic balance and for personal pleasure.

♎ Libra

The symbol of Libra is a lizard. This applies to reptiles in general. You can get a terrarium with a lizard. You could even adopt a small crocodile and keep it in your bathtub. Hamsters and guinea pigs, meanwhile, can relax and nervously smoke on the sidelines.

♏ Scorpio

Because of Scorpio’s sharpness and nasty temperament, many would gladly gift them a snake as their cosmic animal. But no — Scorpio can outdo even that and acquire a real scorpion, to the envy, fear, and horror of everyone around.

Few Scorpios fear snakes, spiders, or scorpions, so they’ll quickly learn how to handle their pet, stroke its chitinous shell with a finger, and even appear with it in public, terrifying everyone. And rightly so. If they’re afraid, it means they respect you.

♐ Sagittarius

Sagittarius is a centaur — half human, half horse. So horses, horses, and more horses. Not for plowing, but for riding, bonding, caring, grooming, feeding sugar… And to keep the connection with horses alive, Sagittarius can join Aries, Taurus, and Capricorn on their countryside adventure.