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The Zodiac Through Time

Have you ever wondered which country — and which point in history — you’d love to visit, or maybe even stay in forever? The zodiac sign you were born under might have a lot to say about your choice. Ah, if only someone would finally invent a Time Machine!

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Capricorn
Capricorn sometimes pictures themselves as a scholarly hermit in a cabin deep in the forest, or as a royal astrologer and dream interpreter, whispering predictions to a monarch. For them, solitude, the power of knowledge, and the ability to secretly influence events are everything.

Aquarius
Where would Aquarius go? At the very least, a century or two into the future — an age of advanced technology, where daily life is fine-tuned to perfection, science reigns supreme, and humans have fully mastered all psychic abilities.

Pisces
Deep down, Pisces dreams of a mythical realm where gnomes and elves roam, witches and forest spirits weave their magic, mermaids swim in hidden lagoons, and dragons soar through the skies. A place where magic rules instead of science, and good always triumphs over evil.

Aries
Aries feels drawn to the Wild West — a time of tough laws, shootouts, and survival of the fittest. It’s the era of Aries the Conqueror, where power, money, and passionate love ruled the day.

Taurus
Taurus has a fascination with Vikings. How they’d love to join those fierce Scandinavian warriors, setting sail on both trade and raiding expeditions across the seas!

Gemini
Aquarius isn’t the only one yearning for the future — Gemini dreams of it too. They imagine an age when space travel is as easy as hopping on a plane to another country, when a beloved dog could be cloned perfectly after it passes away, and when humanity has unlocked the secret of immortality, becoming the master of the Universe and its mysteries.

Cancer
Cancer would happily land in the 13th century as a powerful feudal lord with vast lands and loyal vassals. At the very least, they’d be a wealthy landowner with a grand estate, a beautiful spouse, and a lively crowd of bright children.

Leo
When Leo reads historical novels, they can’t help but imagine themselves as the monarch at the heart of the story. After all, the stars have a way of turning their blood from red to royal blue. They’d love to be a European ruler from the Middle Ages.

Virgo
Virgo might be the only sign perfectly content with the present day. They live in the here and now and don’t care much for useless daydreaming. That said, they wouldn’t mind living in the 18th century as part of a refined Russian noble family.

Libra
The golden age of Ancient Egypt is where Libra longs to be — if only for a glimpse into the secrets of this mysterious civilization. Other dream destinations include India, Japan, China, Sri Lanka, and Thailand. Given the chance, they’d explore the entire East.

Scorpio
Scorpio would take magic over science any day. This spider-like soul would thrive as a witch or sorcerer, armed with hidden knowledge and the power to influence others. And if the locals feared them? Scorpio would hardly care.

Sagittarius
Sagittarius is the medieval knight-romantic, chivalrous and devoted to his Lady Fair. They’d gladly risk their life in tournaments for her honor, then carry her off to a forest castle on a stunning white steed. They’d gladly risk their life in tournaments for her honor, then carry her off to a forest castle on a stunning white steed.

 

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