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The Criminal Zodiac: How Dangerous Is Your Dark Side?

What can push you so far that you become aggressive, angry, and irritable? What are you capable of in such a “magical” state of mind? Are you vindictive? Cunning? Do you hold grudges? Or are you like in that old joke: “I don’t hold grudges — but I can burn the house down”? In short, my friend, do your stars suggest a dangerously high level of potential criminality? The answer, without a doubt, lies in the zodiac.

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How Each Zodiac Sign Reacts to Geomagnetic Storms

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Geomagnetic storms don’t affect everyone the same way. Some signs feel it in their body, others in their mood, and some pretend nothing is happening while dramatically overreacting five minutes later. Here’s how the zodiac typically responds when the Sun gets a little too active.

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The Home That Cancer Built

“Tell me where you live, and I’ll tell you who you are.”
The place we spend much of our lives — where we relax, entertain friends, and hide from the world on bad days — can say a lot about us. Astrologically speaking, each zodiac sign has its own quirky preferences when it comes to living space.

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The Death and How Zodiac Signs React to It

Imagine this: you’re on a flight to sunny Italy, full of good vibes and dreamy vacation plans. You’re picturing yourself relaxing on the beach, soaking up the sun, sipping something delicious…

And then — a sudden, crackling announcement in Italian snaps you out of your daydream. You don’t understand a word, but something in the stewardess’s voice is wrong. You glance around. Turbulence. Tension. And then the truth hits you — the plane might be going down.

Wait… what? Is this the end? But didn’t that horoscope promise you a long life? Nothing about dying mid-air!

Now you’re falling. Terror. Panic. Goodbyes whispered to yourself. A moment of suspended nothingness.

…And suddenly, the plane levels out. The pilots did it. You’re safe. Just like that. Fate had its little joke — and today, it spared you.

Your heart is pounding like a drum. But now tell me — do you remember what you were thinking during that fall? What you were doing when you thought it was the end?

Let’s see how the zodiac signs handle their mid-air brush with death.

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Your Zodiac Sign Animals

Many girls love wearing jewelry with stones associated with their zodiac sign. It’s believed that “your” stones bring happiness, luck, act as conductors of cosmic energy, and help restore harmony. But why stop at stones? Why not get an animal of your zodiac sign? A living creature is far more effective than any crystal!

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Zodiac Artistic Skills – What Are They Good At?

How many talented people have filled human culture with timeless works of inspiration. Their names are far too numerous to list. All around us are creations of true talent — so diverse, so striking in their variety. Inspiration itself is eternal and beautiful, yet for people of different zodiac signs it manifests in very different ways. Much of this depends on the worldview bestowed upon us by the stars.

But what about creativity if you are neither Pushkin nor Tsereteli, but an ordinary person?

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Zodiac Signs & Money: Who Saves, Who Spends, Who Just Meditates

So, the position of the Sun in a particular constellation at birth affects our habits, preferences, and inclinations. And yet, the actual issue of making easy money has always been high on humanity’s priority list. The stars bless some people with wealth while ruthlessly ignoring others. But who knows — maybe you’re one of the lucky star-kissed ones?

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Zodiac Sign Left Behind… the Door

Imagine this situation: you step out of your apartment to take out the trash and, of course, don’t take your keys with you. And then — bam! — a draft slams the door shut. The lock clicks automatically. Now you’re standing like an idiot in front of a locked door, holding a trash bucket in your hands. So… what are we going to do?

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Zodiac Practical Guide to Breaking Up


What do you do if roses no longer bloom in your relationship, birds have stopped singing in the gardens of your souls, Cupid has put his arrows away — and you want to break up, but for some reason can’t say it directly?

Right — make your ex leave on their own.

And how do you do that properly? The stars know.

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