Psycho
The Criminal Zodiac: How Dangerous Is Your Dark Side?
What can push you so far that you become aggressive, angry, and irritable? What are you capable of in such a “magical” state of mind? Are you vindictive? Cunning? Do you hold grudges? Or are you like in that old joke: “I don’t hold grudges — but I can burn the house down”? In short, my friend, do your stars suggest a dangerously high level of potential criminality? The answer, without a doubt, lies in the zodiac.
The Death and How Zodiac Signs React to It
Imagine this: you’re on a flight to sunny Italy, full of good vibes and dreamy vacation plans. You’re picturing yourself relaxing on the beach, soaking up the sun, sipping something delicious…
And then — a sudden, crackling announcement in Italian snaps you out of your daydream. You don’t understand a word, but something in the stewardess’s voice is wrong. You glance around. Turbulence. Tension. And then the truth hits you — the plane might be going down.
Wait… what? Is this the end? But didn’t that horoscope promise you a long life? Nothing about dying mid-air!
Now you’re falling. Terror. Panic. Goodbyes whispered to yourself. A moment of suspended nothingness.
…And suddenly, the plane levels out. The pilots did it. You’re safe. Just like that. Fate had its little joke — and today, it spared you.
Your heart is pounding like a drum. But now tell me — do you remember what you were thinking during that fall? What you were doing when you thought it was the end?
Let’s see how the zodiac signs handle their mid-air brush with death.
Zodiac Signs Lost Their Marbles
We have to give credit where it’s due — to the rapidly worsening environmental situation on planet Earth, constant stress, traffic jams, exams and finals, the approaching apocalypse of 2012, the endless stream of information coming from everywhere, technological progress, swine flu… and so on, and so on. One undeniable fact must be acknowledged — human consciousness is under serious threat!
You think you’re absolutely normal and mentally stable? Ha-ha-ha!!! (Did everyone hear my thunderous laughter?) Stop fooling yourself, my friend. No mind can withstand such pressure. If you dream at night in scenes straight out of the movie Knowing, and before any risky action you feel the urge to “save your game,” that’s a clear sign of an emerging mental disorder.
You can find out right now what fate the stars have prepared for you — just remember your zodiac sign. And keep in mind: antidepressants do not eliminate the root of the problem!