So… 2012 came and went, 2013 arrived, and — surprise! — no apocalypse. Guess what? That means we still have every chance to hop aboard a ship to Andromeda, Sirius, Orion, or the Pleiades. Or, for the more grounded among us, simply become enlightened and stick around to enjoy this lovely green planet in whatever frequency it’s vibrating at.

Naturally, we had to ask the stars: Which zodiac sign is most likely to awaken in which way as we shift from cozy little 3D into something vastly more multidimensional?

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Have you ever wondered which country — and which point in history — you’d love to visit, or maybe even stay in forever? The zodiac sign you were born under might have a lot to say about your choice. Ah, if only someone would finally invent a Time Machine!

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Boom! Something explodes in the space, the matrix fails and you are disappearing from your cozy flat and comfortable sofa, while watching the next “X-Files” series and find yourself in the middle of the square of the strange city. You have just come home and when you watch “X-Files” you ignore everything, including routine activity. You are completely dressed and that’s good, otherwise you will appear in the strange place wearing just pants if watching TV Series broadcasted later than the prime time. However, it does not matter at all: you have no cash, no personal papers to identify yourself and no other things that could be helpful in the foreign country. What’s going on? What is the way out of this crazy situation?
Well, nothing to envy with but here everyone behaves differently. And we will see how.
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👽 A quiet, windless June evening… You’re walking alone through the forest park. Everything is peaceful, just crickets, the rustling of leaves, your own thoughts. Then — BAM! Blinding beams of light tear through the trees and pierce the night like cosmic flashlights. You freeze, duck down, and crawl forward like a stealthy intergalactic raccoon, ears tuned to the slightest sound. You inch closer to the light…

And what do you see? A spaceship. Yep. Right there, chilling in a clearing like it owns the place. Two purple aliens are poking around in the soil, doing who-knows-what with terrifying precision. You’re overwhelmed with pride — you’re witnessing it! A real UFO! You already imagine how you’ll tell your friends, how they’ll lose their minds, how you’ll be the legend of the neighborhood.

Then, just like that, the aliens vanish. Their flying saucer lifts off without a sound and disappears into the sky. You wait. Just in case. Then you rush to the landing site, buzzing with adrenaline… and freeze. Something’s moving in the grass. Something small. Something… purple.

You lean down. Oh. My. Stars. It’s a baby alien. A literal space toddler. Laughing, gurgling, reaching its weird little arms toward you.

So now the question is: What the hell do you do with an alien baby?! Let’s ask the zodiac.

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