Cosmic Welcome
🌟 Welcome to Zodiac-signs.biz – a website about zodiac signs & horoscopes with humor, soul and stars.
Here, the stars don’t stay silent — they whisper, sing, joke, and occasionally poke you in the ribs. If you’re looking for astrology that’s alive, honest, and just a little bit wild — you’re in the right place. Astrology here isn’t boring. It’s playful, dramatic, and a little chaotic (no offense, Leos — we love you).
🔮 What you’ll find here:
🌞 Zodiac Signs Star Cast
Choose your sign and discover what’s not quite right with you — beautifully, of course. With planets. And hints of karma.
Each zodiac sign is its own dramatic series: some are sitcoms, some are ancient Greek tragedies, and a few are just beautifully chaotic reality shows. Get to know them all — their quirks, myths, strengths, fears, and how they behave when no one’s watching (especially in group chats).
❤️ Compatibility Chronicles
Scorpios, Libras, Capricorns, Geminis… maybe it was just a lesson? Or should we try that drama again?
They say opposites attract… or crash spectacularly. Explore which signs set each other on fire (sometimes literally), which pairs can build empires, and which ones probably shouldn’t text after midnight.
🌌 Retrograde and Other Dark Cosmic Stuff Survival Guide
If everything’s going sideways — don’t blame yourself just yet. Maybe it’s Mercury. Or the Moon in Scorpio. Or just you on a Friday night. It happens.
It’s not just Mercury. There’s a whole retrograde mafia up there, and they don’t mess around. Learn how to survive when the stars hit reverse — from communication chaos to emotional sinkholes and cosmic deja-vu.
🪐 Horoscopes with Heart (and a Slight Identity Crisis)
These aren’t your grandma’s horoscopes. Here, zodiac signs lose their minds, change professions, raise alien children, argue with Death, get dumped behind doors, and explore the vastness of space (and themselves) — all with cosmic flair and a healthy dose of drama.
Whether you’re looking for zodiac bitchiness, creative genius, money madness, or just need to know what kind of babysitter an Aries would be — this is where the stars drop their filters and tell it like it is.
✨ Who is this site for?
- Anyone who checks their date’s zodiac sign before the first drink (and silently prays they’re not a Gemini — sorry, Universe).
- Those who know where their Venus is — and are secretly proud of it.
- People who blame their weird decisions on Mercury retrograde (with style).
- Those who love the stars — but haven’t lost their sense of humor.
- And those who know that life doesn’t end with planet Earth — and want to understand the cosmic events shaping the dance of the Universe.
💌 Feeling like you want to stay?
Then choose your sign and dive in. It’s safe here. It’s fun. And it’s mostly accurate.
(Still… better check if Neptune is squaring you today. Just in case.)
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P.S. And yes, we love memes and cosmic drama — but we also track the real sky. From serious eclipses to chaotic solar flares, we cover the big celestial stuff too.
✨ Major Cosmic Events
Solar and lunar eclipses, planetary alignments, retrogrades, solstices and equinoxes, lunar cycles, solar flares, meteor showers, comets, asteroids… and all those wild cosmic whispers that make Earth a little weirder (and a lot more magical).
We cover what the sky is saying — seriously, playfully, and with just the right amount of cosmic drama.
✨ About the Site / About Me
This site was created by someone who listens to stars, channels with Sirius, Vega, and Arcturus, and fully believes that memes and major astrological events can peacefully coexist. Curious who made this corner of the Universe? Here I am.