Psycho
The Death and How Zodiac Signs React to It
Imagine this: you’re on a flight to sunny Italy, full of good vibes and dreamy vacation plans. You’re picturing yourself relaxing on the beach, soaking up the sun, sipping something delicious…
And then — a sudden, crackling announcement in Italian snaps you out of your daydream. You don’t understand a word, but something in the stewardess’s voice is wrong. You glance around. Turbulence. Tension. And then the truth hits you — the plane might be going down.
Wait… what? Is this the end? But didn’t that horoscope promise you a long life? Nothing about dying mid-air!
Now you’re falling. Terror. Panic. Goodbyes whispered to yourself. A moment of suspended nothingness.
…And suddenly, the plane levels out. The pilots did it. You’re safe. Just like that. Fate had its little joke — and today, it spared you.
Your heart is pounding like a drum. But now tell me — do you remember what you were thinking during that fall? What you were doing when you thought it was the end?
Let’s see how the zodiac signs handle their mid-air brush with death.
Zodiac Signs Lost Their Marbles
We give the credit to the swiftly deteriorating environment on the planet, regular stresses, jams, exams and sessions, the apocalypses of the 2012, continuous flow of information from every source, technical progress, the swine flu and all the stuff we are concerned in and threatened with. The point is that the consciousness of the humankind is under the serious threat!
You think you are absolutely adequate? Ha-ha! (Have you heard my load laugh?!). You are mistaken, my friend! No single mind can endure such a load! If you suffer from nightmares a-la Omen, just refer to your Zodiac sign to find out your fate. Bear in mind that antidepressants do not solve problems!